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• I Am Not Married To Katherine Heigl
• There Is But One E In Kelly
• What A Tragic Waste of a Perfectly Good Vowel
• If I Was Going To Add Another Letter To My Last Name, It Would Be Something WAY More Interesting Than E.
• Baby, You’re Amazing(ly Bad At Spelling Kelly)
• I’d Sooner Spell It Kellee
• I Am Not The Singer With The Superfluous E in His Last Name
• Guys With Extras E’s In Their Last Name Are Weeenies
• Maybe People From High School Think It IS Me Who Is Famous
• I Wonder If I Could Get Better Restaurant Reservations If I Cashed In On My Name
• Okay, Maybe I Shouldn’t Take Such a Hard Line On This Kelley Thing
• I’m Going To Roll With It; Hand Me The Guitar And The “Knocked Up” DVD.

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