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Iron Man 2/Norton: Eliminate Online Evils

joshuakelly — Fri, 30 Apr 2010 04:11:49 +0000

The new Iron Man 2 promotion from Norton by Symantec. Norton fights cybercrime. Iron Man fights bad guys, too. So go read a digital comic. Play an interactive sweeps game for a chance to win fun prizes. And, of course, join the fight against cybercrime. What could be wrong with all that? Nothing, I say. http://www.norton.com/ironman/

The 404 Page Revisited

joshuakelly — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 00:36:24 +0000

Ever gotten to a page where it says you aren’t on a page? Where it says you haven’t found a page, right there on the page you found? That existential paradox inspired the copy for the 404 page copy shown below (and soon to be used at places like this:

“Page Not Found”? And yet, here we have a page.
“Wrong page”? Is there such a thing?
“Page doesn’t exist”? Then what are you seeing and reading?
“404 Error”? Wherefore art though 1-403?

It’s true. You may have ended up here, reading this, with the conscious intention of being somewhere different, reading something else. But here you are. After all the clicks, and links, and backslashes, and refreshes, and returns, after everything you’ve been through in your life up to this point, you’ve arrived here, at this page, in this time. This page, then, is not an ERROR. It is your DESTINY!

Let me tell you, my friend, there are no accidents. You will walk out of here a better man, woman, person of non-specified gender, or child.

If the Internet has taught us anything, it’s that you are never more than one click away from something hilarious, shocking, revolting, enlightening, heartwearming, headscratching, or just plain odd. Perhaps this page strikes you in one of those ways. But the NEXT page you visit? Sky’s the limit.

So where do you go from here? That’s really the question. Do you go backwards, retrace your steps, and try again to go wherever it is you thought you were originally headed? Or is there someplace you really, subconsciously want to be next? Make that a conscious choice now, while you’re on a roll. Because rest assured, the next page you visit will be just as much your destiny as this one.

In closing, perhaps the old Chinese proverb says it best: “If we do not change our direction, we are likely to end up where we are headed”.

Welcome to where you were meant to be. Good luck with where you are headed.

A Picture’s Worth 1,000 Notes

joshuakelly — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 00:07:28 +0000

Famed music photographer Jim Marshall died today. He took some enduring and iconic shots, like this one of The Beatles walking off after their last concert, at Candlestick Park.

Notes from the Jabberwocky

joshuakelly — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:22:17 +0000

A performance art piece about email communication, using actual emails sent as replies over the last year or so to emails that didn’t make much sense. Not sure what it all means, frankly, except that you know you’ve all received emails that made about as much sense as these, or been tempted to reply like this at some point to limn the sheer silliness and volume of email nonsense we all endure.

View the original article, or read below.

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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From: Jabberwocky
Subject: Latest Project, J.Jub Bird Etc.
To: PD

PD:

Can you ask them to see if they could recalibrate the microspool to optimal boolean hexidecimal interoperability? If they say yes, I’m closer to knowing what’s going on than at first I thought… Thanks.

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From: Jabberwocky
Subject: himiny biminy boo- Very Important
To: PD

Gloinkenhooper:

% – lichtenstein
f – robin hood
@ – squallum con carne. idiopathoposcopy, en garde. Verily.

Spats!

(w/c – wackidy shmackidy doo)

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From: J.Walky
Subject: Ahhh! Hebliphmo!
To: PD

Anyflupe, lackatrackamus eldrift en tallyho. Let’s rintintin all the way to Baton Rouge. Phlid du.

Lolly.

- Scooter

Sent from my iPhone

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From: Jabberwocky
Subject: Necessary Changes. Glinky dinky doo!
To: PD

Heltroscopy, imminy boffco. Ack. Insead:

# – tralala
^ – vinyaveda, oop
g – yo yo ma (times 7)

Wackidy Smackidy Xtry Kersnackity…

Lilo,

Cap’n Rollo

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From: Jabberwocky
Subject: Epiphany!
To: PD

Admiralty -

In truth, the heretofore epiphany made chocolate entropy all but stochastic. Still, I matriculate haltingly at the altar of emblazoned filaments, waffling slowly in the rutted hazelnut effluvium. Ah well, we dance the can-can when we can, can we? Penultimately, my credo is thusly extruded:

- De Doo Doo Doo De Da Da Da is all I have to say to you
- I was born by the river in a little tent, and just like the river I been runnin ev’ry since
- If there’s a bustle in your hedgerow, don’t be alarmed now

Pull the ripcord, Effie, the ants look like people from here!

Whatchou talkin’ bout, Willis?

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From: Jabberwocky
Subject: Ahhh! Hebliphmo!
To: PD

Yellow! Wahimpha tillyoscopus!

Oh. I get it. Looks great.

Let’s push it Live.

Thanks.

Continuum Estate: A Singular Site for A Singular Wine

joshuakelly — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:41:02 +0000

“It’s a single wine, produced with a clarity of focus, at the highest level”, to quote Tim Mondavi about his Continuum Estate wine. A pretty good description of the new Continuum website as well. The structure is unique and the look and feel is dramatic. Wait for the brief and flash-restrained home intro of the transforming “one tree” graphic, and you’re into a site that actually exists on a Continuum. You can navigate by traditional left nav means, or scroll on what appears to be a continuing spool of imagery and words that make up the “pages”. This site, from FINE Design Group, is at the strong of the coolness Continuum.