To The CEO of The Stinky Whiteboard Pen Company
As soon as I find this letter, I will post it.
Wherein I write to the head of the Sanford pen company to complain about how stinky those greaseboard pens are and make suggestions for new scented ones. And they sent me a pack of their new unscented pens! And now they make ones with nice scents (albeit, not as good as the flavors I suggested, which I can’t remember).
